Boy aint you tha won dat called ole Johnnys dawdur a no good 2 bit harrywin shootin hore den announse she OD? Now yurra tryna play belly stix wit him? Wats tha madder wit you boy? We all knowed yur a few sheep short of a orgee but why you got to prove dat dey in an dey out up in hear? Yur moore fool den my boy elike an dat seyin sumtin boy cuz he aint got all tha dots on his dyce dat fur dam shure. Now git yur brown stayned nose outta wear it dont belong, grab a shuvil an go joyne elike in tha back yard.
Pure BS. Ebay is certainly a place people won't forget though, especially people who lost their privacy and identity over ebay's total lack of security or concern for anyone's safety. There are sellers up there so psychotic and sick in the head that they should never have access to peoples personal information, much less a computer. Some have publicly shown they are incapable of acting like responsible adults. Some have shown they are rabid dogs.