Haha! I just bet a fellow trader $1000 that I had puppets I could get a near instant response from! Maybe you're good for something besides keeping my imposter sullied's inner posterior shiny and clean publicly.
What a loser! They say you've spent 11 years here worrying about typos? That must really make you some money!
Everyone laughing at you on anything you say? The know where your mouth has been, publicly, my son. They can see the crust hanging off of it.