Hand Jive. Hand Jive. Do That title.claims Hand Jive!
Poor Sullied Imposter! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I have heard but who can make heads or tails (most likely your choice) out of that illiterate g@y psychotic spew you wrote? Aren't you afraid your Mommy will see that and commit you before you go Columbine?
I couldn't make it past your first line! You will never be Board's Best Writer, that's for sure!
Poor delusional dribbler. No one can understand that Johnie Osborne Come Lately copycat screed you wrote trying to imitate your Master.
Poor endless dribble of the haters. Always a goose step behind while their dribble wrecks ebay's chart. Why do they endless hate, live up here every waking hour for 11 tears, and endlessly hate, and never ever ever able to afford to invest in anything but their hate? Cool.