Dis hear wen I wuz a hoddy an a chix magnit. Them wuz tha good old deys befur my teef all rottid out. I no I wook wike a tall drink of wader but I admit I juss 5 foot tree inches tall. I gottid bullyed a lot in skoll cuz of my wong neck an toursew but wit short arms an legs an dat imbarassing mycrow willy of mine. Maw sed 6 jennorashuns of inbreeding catched up in me but I tink thay wuz juss gellis is all. Eny weigh I hope you injoy my pitcher. I wood wike to sea wat all my frens hear on dis yawwho messige bord wook wike.