Why vote for 4 stupid pampered legs that barely get out of their limos when you can have hilariously senile Clint Eastwood and a good sturdy chair? Face it, neither party can offer you a fine leather seat. You can trust that chair never to lie. It's not a bed silly! Go chair.
I will vote this ticket! Dime bags and mixed race illiterate fatherless children for everyone! USA ASU SUA !