Keep as much money out of the hands of government as possible
The government, and everyone else, is certainly keeping the money away from you failed Daddy, failed Grand Daddy!
You're so broke even the Green Mohaves sometimes want to toss you a penny, but mostly they just want to bite you, if you'd ever dare step out of that rusty trailer...........
Buy more Ebay stock before it hits $60+
Sentiment: Strong Buy