My failed Daddy failed Grand Daddy and his loofah hiding IDs have to keep up the illusion that someone (besides them) has 100s of IDs because it's all they have in the failure they try to call their life. All they have. No kids. No grand kids. The state made sure of that. They sure did.
My poor broke failed Daddy failed grand Daddy couldn't get a dime bag if you fronted him $9.50.