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  • kathlenebradshaw kathlenebradshaw Mar 17, 2013 10:38 PM Flag

    ebAY poem :-)

    Holding long ebAY?
    just so that your wealth,
    may totally drown one dAY?
    tell me who the insider is here to stAY?
    all masters of virtualizing a yard-sale,
    know very well the concept of a-dime-for-a-dollar,
    and reversed it for their personal options,
    where the enriching-factor is,
    hundred bucks for a penny,
    while the bagholders will be here to stAY,
    isn't this wonderful, shouldn't I sAY?

    Let all the option-expensing, swaps and buyouts,
    keep real profits permanently in grEY,
    when the chart is rising,
    who will dare to muddle the wAY,
    who will worry about the real tomorrow,
    when mutually-beneficial ws-gangs are here todAY?

    Oh my Lord, its not the real milk,
    but simply the whEY,
    you may find to your dismAY,
    surely one fine dAY,
    when you care to look,
    behind the curtain and the displAY!

    Thousand pumpers are here,
    to make you swAY,
    5 cents a post here,
    what a sprAY!

    For your own little dump,
    if you still want to delAY,
    that may still be okAY,
    simply more profits to shorts,
    such actions portrAY,
    but your net-worth will simply dwindle awAY,
    little by little everydAY,
    just look at the forever growing,
    insiders' planned-to-sell queue,
    indeed a very long arrAY! :-)

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