I will soon be joining TEAM. Negotiations have almost been finalized.
Sorry to leave you. I never liked you. I did get a kick out of you. You were my own personal marionette. All those years.
I slapped you hard with my aqgut, Shack, et al, names. Then I coddled you back with some other of my nicer names.
Perhaps my proudest moment was when you took the hook on that "Best Writer" award. How could someone be so stupid as to fall for that one? I'm still getting a kick out of it up here.
You g a y t a r d uncles dressing up like your Daddies and talking to and answering yourselves act just like my failed Daddy John Joint. He did this same exact thing for 14 years! How long will you be public g a y t a r d s do you think?