Like Mike Diamond the plumber who only charges $99 to unclog any drain Charles fixes any Timex Casio or Seiko watch for $9.99 while you wait. . .
$99 to unclog a drain? Ridiculous when you can buy a plumber's snake and a good pipe wrench for about that much on Craigslist. I own rental properties so basic plumbing, like electric and A/C are necessary skills.
Most people have no idea what a plumbers snake is let alone operate one ~ LOL
PS: You should buy rentals where I live. You can buy a nice home for $70,000 and rent it out for $1000 a month.