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  • angel.madbezos angel.madbezos Oct 9, 2013 11:50 AM Flag

    Good Morning From Wonderful Philadelphia! Thanks For All The Attention My Imposter Slaves

    I love starting my weekends early! Just a small part of the joy of being a fully tenured Professor. I get to help young minds find their calling, while my imposter slaves dress up in my clothes, and give me far more of their attention than I might deserve, while their lives, families and businesses, fall completely apart. Works for me. As in, they all work for me. I like it that they were compelled to name my Board's Best Author. I know he has gotten very wealthy in his new avenue. But I'm curious why supposed ebay sellers melt away their own $60? They're doing this stock the same favors they did their own children. None. Zip. Nada. I hope that helps. Keep dressing up as me. It's Halloween and you probably need the candy.

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