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  • jen_dimebag jen_dimebag Oct 31, 2013 11:52 AM Flag

    OMG! How Many Masters Does My Failed Daddy Failed Grand Daddy John Osborne Have? OMG!

    OMG! What a tangled web of deceit my failed Daddy failed Grand Daddy John Osborne weaved when he met a MAN and went on Ripples on him when that MAN proved ebay couldn't pay my failed Daddy's bill. My Mom and Dad have to suck Obama's teat to even eat! And they just tossed me and Grand Baby Dime Bag on the scrap heap of Osborne's. No one respects a failed Daddy like that. He can't own a watch because he would know he doesn't have long to go at all. Knock knock. Don't worry failed Daddy failed Grand Daddy, a line will keep your tiny marker wet, starting with me and Mom. Are you still slapping her to keep her listing junk on ebay? What happens when your food stamps get cut in November? Green Mohave would be your friend and it';s round and hard, as you like it. Why wallow in your public misery? Why linger when you're terminal?

 
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