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  • marlinon marlinon Oct 6, 1998 3:10 AM Flag

    Welcome Aboard E-Bay Airlines...

    This is your Captain speaking. "We have lost all
    momentum, and are about to plummet to Earth.

    Fasten Your Seat Belts and Assume the Crash Position. If
    you are a Current E-Bay stock holder, please note
    that the " Your Screwed " Light, has been

    Upon impact, tha Captain would like to ask that
    all Suckers, I'm sorry... passengers, kindly attach
    your Flotation Devices, and reamin calm, while you
    hold on for dear life.

    In the event you are
    able to survive this Crash, please advise others to
    think before they Buy..I mean Fly. From the friendly
    folks at E-Bay Airlines, Thanks for taking the ride!!!!

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    • Very amusing...might as well, hey?

    • eBay Inc. operates an online person-to-person
      trading community in which buyers and sellers are brought
      together in an auction format to trade personal items such
      as antiques, coins, collectibles, computers,
      memorabilia, stamps and toys. For the six months ended
      6/30/98, revenues totalled $14.9 million, up from $1.7
      million. Net income fell 56% to $215 thousand. Results
      reflect growth in the number of items listed for auction,
      offset by higher marketing and personnel

      actually what the hell were you people thinking when you
      wanted to buy this ipo doesn,t anyone listen to the news
      why GOLDMAN SACHS held back its own release of their
      own company as an ipo.because unfavorable market
      conditions,damn look at cien the telco brain child and G.S FAVE.

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