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  • mehmet_gokcedag mehmet_gokcedag Aug 9, 1999 11:01 PM Flag

    DING! DING! DING!

    Wondering how EBAY makes money? By outages of
    course!
    They first hype the greater fools and dump their
    stocks
    to them. Then they load up puts and then the last
    part
    of the trick comes: the site goes out! Who cares
    about
    the bidders and sellers. The site is about sucking
    money
    from public in any way possible, this is business.
    And
    when EBAY's stock prices drop after the outage they
    sell
    their puts. Yes, this is the trick! Where does the
    money
    go? Not to shareholders of obviously, they are
    suckers.

    Mehmet


    P.S. Written for parody purposes only.

 
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