Long ago, a Roman writer once observed that it was no distinction to know Latin but a disgrace not to know it. Today, mutatis mutandis, the same thing can be said about Americans and their relationship to English.
In the event that you were offering up a spoof, OK, it was funny. Otherwise, you are sadly lacking in English fundamentals.
Oh yeah. And I'm not even the grammar sheriff on this Board. Still, I appreciate more attention to the written word than you gave your post--again, assuming that this was not all in fun.