Hey man Forget stock market. You want to be a distributor for Herbalife? I will sell you starter-kit package for only $499. You will be rich beyond your dreams. We can make it happen, I can have a distributor contact you ASAP and we can get you started.
Pre-req: 2-Car Garage.
If you don't have a 2-car garage we've got distributors who can store them for you in theirs for small $99-3month fee. They will send you photos of their garage and for another small fee of just $9.99/month they can even send you videos with live commentary of the supplies.
What was your short entry point? No matter what, if you're a recent short, you're in RED. And it'll get worse by the day. Keep telling yourself these BS, watch HLF gain on daily basis, and keep losing money.