"Read my post/s numnuts."
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I try, I honestly do - but I keep dozing off in the smoke and mirrors sections.
So, if there is any part of me that is numb it's the big brain and not the little one and it's your fault.
I'd be thrilled if any short on any board wrote something that took over three brain cells to assimilate.
So you are not going to either make money on both shorts and puts or lose money on both shorts and puts. No small trick. Only way you can do that is if you didn't buy them at the same time.
Or maybe you are using Enron accounting.
With 4 weeks left, your position is a total crap roll. You might as well go to Vegas...