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  • jeepcreep111 jeepcreep111 Sep 15, 2013 4:08 PM Flag

    Breaking News : Rosie Odonnell Fart Kills 646 , Destroys 4 City Blocks

    The initial blast and lingering atrocious stinch has forced officials to declare Odonnell's massive butt a WMD.
    That idiot John Kerry and that russian idiot, fresh off discussing the syrian problem and each demonstrating how hard negotiated by each blowing a sy of relief on taking the podium, are now discussing how to handle this new threat. Blobama doesn't know what to do but is adamant about doing something someday.

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    • LOL ! there was also a huge increase of calls to the animal shelters looking for runaway pets. Apperantly an ill fitting thong was responsible for a loud whistle during the mega fart which caused pets to panic within a 5 mile corridor. Rosies handlers appologized and will insure that her thongs will no longer be 2 sizes too small.

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