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  • hoozdik_hertz_9116 hoozdik_hertz_9116 Nov 4, 2013 8:39 AM Flag

    Cuz I'm A Blonde Yeah Yeah Yeah!

     

    Talk about low information people! The new heroes of the right are Jenny McCarthy and Suzanne Somers... okay, I will lead a sing-a-long:

    Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
    I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
    Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
    If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
    'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

    'Cause I'm blonde
    B-L-O-N-D
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Don't you wish you were me?
    I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
    Why should I bother when I look like I look?
    I know lots of people are smarter than me
    But I have this philosophy: "So what?"

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
    'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

    'Cause I'm blonde
    Nyah, nyah, nyah
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Nyah, nyah, nyah
    They say to make it you need talent and ambition
    Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

    Um, okay. What was it? Okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
    "Duck, Magnum, duck!"

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
    I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    B-L-I-N-D
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Don't you wish you were me?

    I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    'Cause we're a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
    With my hair and body, you would be too

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    B-L-... I don't know!
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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    • Hoozepecker would have to triple his IQ to come up to the level of the dumbest blond.

    • Hillary Clinton is blonde but is unable to please her man and keep him from being unfaithful. There is a song for Hillary written by Weird Al Yankovic to the tune "I'm A Barbie Girl" with a few edits by me. lol

      [Hillary]
      I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
      Said I have it, I should bag it
      Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
      I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

      [Bill]
      You're so ugly
      You disgust me

      [Hillary]
      I'm a bland homely girl
      All alone in the world
      I'm as flat as a board
      Fat and kankely.

      [Bill]
      You're a cow, get a troll
      Were you hit by a train?
      Won't go near you
      'Cause your breath is stanky

      [Hillary]
      Don't get touched
      I'm afraid
      'Cause guys say
      I'm an eyesore
      [Bill]
      I hate you Hillary!

      [Hillary]

      I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
      Sad I have it, I should bag it
      Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
      I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

      [Bill]
      You're so ugly
      You disgust me

      [Hillary]
      Boo hoo, hoo, yeah

      [Bill]
      You're so ugly
      You disgust me

      [Hillary]
      ooh ahh ooh ooh ahh ooh

      Oh, let's go out and have some fun!

      [Bill]
      I'm sorry, but your too damn ugly!

      (Hillary)
      Oh #$%$ Bill!

    • For each her own.

      Blondes have sugar daddies nappy headed hos have Obama.

    • Oh shut up

 
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