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  • bettina_donazetti bettina_donazetti Dec 4, 2004 1:05 AM Flag

    Correction to the M&T's stupidity

    are human? Some, I suspect, are humanoid. And humorless.

    I'm not a gal, I'm a W O M A N.

    "If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
    If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
    If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
    If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
    'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again ..."

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    • If you are a woman, then you will know the fourth word in this sequence: in, out, up, __.
      In case you lucked out and got that correct, this last test will prove your persuasion:
      If a woman is all alone in the woods, with no one around for miles, not even a squirrel, is she still talking?
      1) Yes
      2) No
      3) The Duck's a moron
      4) the Duck's an idiot

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