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  • mrsippi05 mrsippi05 Oct 7, 2005 10:08 PM Flag

    A Womans and a Mans Prayer

    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
    how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
    store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
    Amen.

 
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