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  • rimo911 rimo911 Oct 12, 2008 12:45 PM Flag

    Any serious prediction for KO?

    What range would you see after earning... ? above 50 ???/

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    • Hi Dog.. Congrats on Obama.

      Re: Dummy,,, He's a fat-head self satisfied loud mouthed A-Hole. Im just trying to help clean up the enviornment. Not to mention the tales he would tell if/when he got out of jail. Such men are both dangerous and entertaining.


    • 16. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a
      large number of children. In between he practiced on an old
      spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to
      the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and
      so was Handel. Handel was half German and Half Italian and half
      English. He was very large.

      17. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf
      he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when
      everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later
      died from this.

      18. The ninteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and
      inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started
      reproducing by machine. The invention of the steam boat caused a
      network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the
      McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.

      19. Louis Paster discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was
      a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Madam Curie
      discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

      20. The first world war, caused by the assignation of the Arch-
      Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human

      ----------------------------------And we Wonder why the KIDS and every thing else is SOoooooooooo messed up?? ---- ALPHA!! :)

      the DUCK

    • contined
      9. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard
      Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged
      twice for the same offense.

      10. Another story was William Tell who shot an arrow through an
      apple while standing on his sons head.

      11. Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen.' As a Queen she was a
      great success. When she exposed herself before her troops they
      all shouted 'hurrah.'

      12. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg
      invented removable type and the Bible. Another important
      invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a
      historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started
      smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot

      13. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
      Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his
      birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of
      his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
      in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of heroic
      couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

      14. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
      He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton.
      Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote
      Paradise Regained.

      15. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English
      put tacks in their tea. Also the colonists would send their
      parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists
      won the war and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from
      the original 13 states formed the contented congress. Thomas
      Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of
      the declaration of independence. Franklin discovered electricity
      by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, 'A horse divided
      against itself cannot stand.' Franklin died in 1790 and is still

    • QWAK,Befor going to LAW school alpha was a grade school HISTORY teacher. ;) the principal is actualy the one who sugested he go to LAW SCHOOL! :) after monitoring a fiew of his classes teaching history. :)

      1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
      Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the climate of
      the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

      2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red sea, where they made
      unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.
      Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He
      died before he ever reached Canada.

      3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

      4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them
      we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had Myths. A Myth is a
      female moth.

      5. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of
      that name.

      6. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving
      people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of
      wedlock. After his death his career suffered a dramatic decline.

      7. Eventually the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls
      people Romans because they never stayed in one place for long.

    • Alph,

      Give him a break. Anybody that's spent a lifetime in the casino business stealing rent from old ladies and degenerate gamblers obviously needs sympathy. According to him He's also surrounded by foreclosures and lives so close to his neighbor that He can hear their radio playing. Too bad. More time in quiet study and less of the self administered back pats and maybe He could have bought a nicer home.

      No wonder He's so agitated all of the time.

    • writing comedy now...bill mahr call or something....

      >> pretty funny!!!

    • Bear.. STFU. Will you let this A-hole self destruct already.

      Dont you understand he knows the world better than anybody, yet.


    • I for one would like to see you act on such an impulse, Dummy. And of course I hope he punches you back, knocking your lights out. Then you are arrested and prosecuted for assault and battery and convicted. A few days in the county, a juicy fine, anger control classes and 3 yrs probation ought to do it criminally. Maybe a nice civil suit by your neighbor nailing you for your remaining self annointed assets. In the interim, nice fat fees for the 'mouths' you so disdain. Knowing you, you would jump bail and flee the jurisdiction.

      Let us know how things really go.


    • Re: RE: I'm just going to go over there and punch his lights out! I know how to fix things

      >> hope you got a good lawyer j-4...your gonna need one!!!!

      Yo spliter... WHY?

    • RE: I'm just going to go over there and punch his lights out! I know how to fix things

      >> hope you got a good lawyer j-4...your gonna need one!!!!

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