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  • general_analchord general_analchord Dec 5, 2008 4:32 PM Flag

    ORDERS CUT for Universal Soldier LT Duck

    For your eyes only - universal soldier lt. Duck

    flash alert! Flash alert! Flash alert!

    lt duck must report for duty at ft benning, ga on jan 1, 2009.

    will command a unit of no less than 400 combat veterens from iraq in preperation for homeland security detail.

    objective: keeping locals in check in case economy goes to hell in a hand basket.

    you are to report to col ruppert p. Sidewinder upon arrival at duty station lt duck.

    much is expected lt duck as your country needs your services once again.

    col sidewinder has reviewed your dd 214 and determination made that you were the most suited for objective.

    welcome back universal soldier lt duck. america needs you.

    general analchord

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    • Gaaaaaaaat dangit duuuuuucckk! that gat dang col ruppert sidewinder don't know what he gots comin'. don't worry duck, i've got my handlers down at ft. Benning right now. they are going to explain the importance of our mission here at hog eye and devil's den. i don't care how impressed col sidewinder is with your dd214. our black op mission outranks his order to prepare for homeland security detail. Dangit! Continue patrolling bunyard and maintaining a secure perimeter lieutenant duck and don't you worry about this sidewinder. you stay focused on culling any winter migrating yettis and maintaining close contact with your alien grey allies until you receive further orders from me.

      gen. Analchorrd

    • QWAK,MY country is 40 achers on top a mountain,I will defend THAT and only THAT property -- I don't like WAR but am REAL GOOD at IT -- too good, it is just TOO easy to hunt PEOPLE!

      I don't ever want to do THAT agen,bad KARMA and a waist of MEAT!

      You go play WAR, I can survive with out it and any who atack me most likely won't survive very long any way.;)

      the DUCK

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