Miss sales volumes and revenue, $150M writedown, reduce earnings expectations, negative impacts on health of soda report, fire multiple hundred people, top it off with no kosher Coke and you get new highs for this sugary wonder.
The secret recipe for trolling must be to write a post filled with lies. The warehouses are filled with pallets of kosher Coke. You see, stores have to want them in order for consumers to get them. If stores don't want to sell it, it stays in the warehouse until it is donated to a food bank. Make sense to you? No, but I'm optimistic.