Michael, he's right, I admit that I have posted
under the alias of canucanoe before. I'll bet that 75%
of the posters on this board have more that one
screenname. I'm no different than anyone else in that
respect. However, I do consider myuself to be more
intelligent in other respects.
Some more driving advice - don't do
This guy is flying down the road, and he comes over a
enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting
on the other side of the
bridge and pulls him
The cop walks up to the guy's car and asks, "What's
The guy says, "I'm late for
What do you do?"
The guy responds, "Well, I'm a
The cop says, "What? A rectum
The guy says, "Yeah. I start with a finger, then work
my way up to two
fingers...eventually I get a
hand in, then both hands, and I slowly
until it's about six feet wide."
The cop asks, "What
do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
give him a radar gun and park him
at the end of a
HMCCPO and tahuaya. I'm already on my way to
becoming another successful driver out there on the
By the way, UPDATE: I drove by myself for the first
time today, when I went to a job interview at
Blockbuster Video (yeah, yeah, I'm getting desperate for
Oh yeah, and since I have no backbone (and am really
just a fish squirming on my computer keys), I wish
EVERYBODY a great day!
search for the truth if you studied under the
The story is about a kid with a
little red wagon who wanted to sell it and a bully
stopped any of the other kids from trying to buy it so
that he could have it for nothing. He also wanted to
take the kid's lunch money.
In the end, the
kid gave the wagon to good will and since he had a
lunch card that required a pin number, the bully ended
up with nothing.
In the end bullies usually
end up losing.
Why would anyone agree with anyone
completely on anything? Insults are part of life. Get over
You are not being an ass by not insulting
ogden, you are an ass because you lack a backbone.
Without a backbone, the head sits on its butt.
pimple_face_teenager, that is not
(27/M/San Diego) 7/11/00 9:07 pm
Msg: 27111 of 27119
correct about me. I take vacations and have three since
early June. This means that I am gone from
That is all there is to it.
Just in case KO
goes up soon, next week, I have to go to the Georgia
coast and will be gone for several days.
ought to buy a laptop but I haven't and may never do
Boys and girls he lives in Diego and
vacations on the Georgia coast.
must have one of them
Sir I want to report a feat by Ogden/tahuaya that
is unbelievable.Not only does
boy/girl/shepherd write books has 17 houses in Savannah GA but he
has built 400 decks in
the San Diego area in the
last month and has 1400 shares of HD for his effort
and has not
missed a beat on the debate team for
obnoxious non owners of KO that is a sort of miracle
it not. And takes 3 or 4 vacations in June every
year. bet he never said the N word either
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver
he had won $5,000
dollars in the seatbelt
competition. "What are you going to do with
asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get
drivers license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him,"
woman in the passenger seat, "he's a smart
aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the
back-seat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a
car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"