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  • Michael_Lovinger Michael_Lovinger Jul 8, 2000 10:29 PM Flag

    Another interesting argument

    This is what I love about the KO board. Always puts a smile (and a laugh) to my face. The best comedy can be found here when everybody fights.

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    • Michael, he's right, I admit that I have posted
      under the alias of canucanoe before. I'll bet that 75%
      of the posters on this board have more that one
      screenname. I'm no different than anyone else in that
      respect. However, I do consider myuself to be more
      intelligent in other respects.

    • You know, you're really going to get me in a lot of trouble with my driving someday...

    • Some more driving advice - don't do
      this:

      This guy is flying down the road, and he comes over a
      bridge. Sure
      enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting
      on the other side of the
      bridge and pulls him
      over.
      The cop walks up to the guy's car and asks, "What's
      the hurry?"
      The guy says, "I'm late for
      work."
      What do you do?"
      The guy responds, "Well, I'm a
      rectum stretcher."
      The cop says, "What? A rectum
      stretcher?"
      The guy says, "Yeah. I start with a finger, then work
      my way up to two
      fingers...eventually I get a
      hand in, then both hands, and I slowly
      stretch it
      until it's about six feet wide."
      The cop asks, "What
      do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
      "Well, you
      give him a radar gun and park him
      at the end of a
      bridge....."

    • HMCCPO and tahuaya. I'm already on my way to
      becoming another successful driver out there on the
      road.

      By the way, UPDATE: I drove by myself for the first
      time today, when I went to a job interview at
      Blockbuster Video (yeah, yeah, I'm getting desperate for
      work).

      Oh yeah, and since I have no backbone (and am really
      just a fish squirming on my computer keys), I wish
      EVERYBODY a great day!

    • the way your father controls access to the car

      you will not drive enough to get one.

    • search for the truth if you studied under the
      DaLai Lama.

      The story is about a kid with a
      little red wagon who wanted to sell it and a bully
      stopped any of the other kids from trying to buy it so
      that he could have it for nothing. He also wanted to
      take the kid's lunch money.

      In the end, the
      kid gave the wagon to good will and since he had a
      lunch card that required a pin number, the bully ended
      up with nothing.

      In the end bullies usually
      end up losing.

    • ogden.

      Why would anyone agree with anyone
      completely on anything? Insults are part of life. Get over
      it.

      You are not being an ass by not insulting
      ogden, you are an ass because you lack a backbone.
      Without a backbone, the head sits on its butt.

    • pimple_face_teenager, that is not
      by: tahuaya
      (27/M/San Diego) 7/11/00 9:07 pm
      Msg: 27111 of 27119

      correct about me. I take vacations and have three since
      early June. This means that I am gone from
      time-to-time.

      That is all there is to it.

      Just in case KO
      goes up soon, next week, I have to go to the Georgia
      coast and will be gone for several days.

      I
      ought to buy a laptop but I haven't and may never do
      it.

      Boys and girls he lives in Diego and
      vacations on the Georgia coast.
      must have one of them
      Gulfstreams jets.

    • Sir I want to report a feat by Ogden/tahuaya that
      is unbelievable.Not only does
      the
      boy/girl/shepherd write books has 17 houses in Savannah GA but he
      has built 400 decks in
      the San Diego area in the
      last month and has 1400 shares of HD for his effort
      and has not
      missed a beat on the debate team for
      obnoxious non owners of KO that is a sort of miracle
      is
      it not. And takes 3 or 4 vacations in June every
      year. bet he never said the N word either

    • A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver
      he had won $5,000
      dollars in the seatbelt
      competition. "What are you going to do with
      the money?"
      asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get
      a
      drivers license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him,"
      said a
      woman in the passenger seat, "he's a smart
      aleck when he's drunk."
      Then the guy in the
      back-seat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a
      stolen
      car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk
      and a
      voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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