You idiot. A reverse split would be taking every 1000 shares you own and making that 1 share not the other way around, that is a forward split. "Real" companies do these as a way to make the stock more attractive to investors. For example, KO, recently had a 2 for 1 FORWARD split. Unless you understand that and just do not understand the English language. You should have said, "1000 for 1 or even 2000 for 1 of all of my useless stock."