So yesterday I had a "disabled" 32 year old fake a seizure
She had to give a urine drug screen and was refusing it, so she decided to fake a seizure (I'm sorry have a psychogenic non-epileptic seizure--have to sensitive these days) in the lab area, she was found on the floor shaking her arms and head with her eyes closed. I attempted to #$%$ responsiveness and she refused to respond so I saw that she had her children with her and I used a Biblical trick. Solomon recommended splitting a child in two when two women were fighting about a child, so I simply told the nursing staff to call Child Protective Services. I said, "since we don't have any other adult here with these children--call Child Protective Services and have these children taken into custody." The woman immediately stood up and started shouting, "what kind of person are you?..you would take away someone's children just because they are having a seizure..." so I said, "well you aren't really having a seizure now are you." This is an average day. This an average Obama voter and a proud member of the 47%.