As the new Chief of the Financial Boards. I command you to Go Long.
1.Only post positive declarations about the market
2.They must be spun so that bad news is good
3.They must not include political undertone
4.All post shall say only good things about the economy
5.All post shall call gold a commodity,not a monetary instrument.
6.All post must include a valuable lesson of prophetic proportion.
7. You may never talk about market rumors
8. No post shall include comments on stocks that are over valued
9. You must call Big-Ben, your Honorable Chairman. and never question his wisdom about monetary policy.
10.You may never post a short position....especially if it concerns Yahoo.