i kinda think they almost have already thats the problem. But now they should insist that the people of Cyprus turn the Island into a resort for Russians. The girls have to become slaves of the Russian men and the men Butlers.
I once saw a TV pilot about a guy who crash his car into another guy's car but he wasn't insured so the judge sentenced him to become the victim's butler. Very funny stuff, but sadly it was never picked up.