SANTA CLARA, CA (Roiters) An employee of Silicon Valley Bankshares was injured today when a toilet seat fell on his head. Custodian Dick Coffman, 54, was hit on the back of the head by the falling toilet seat while performing his normal duties. "Well there was this big skidmark on the bowl in stall #4 which required a little extra elbow grease to remove. I take a lot of pride in my work, and I guess I just got carried away." The employer as well as the toilet seat manufacturer could not be reached for comment. OSHIT is investigating the incident.
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