What are you....5 years old? If you are old enough to shave, you are 1 very sick dude, and should seek serious mental health services. To take such joy at another's difficulties, even if you made them up, is really perverted. I certainly hope your parents don't keep guns around or let you play with scissors, cause you are likely gonna' be a headline someday in a tragedy of some kind! Got to go now. Just replying to filth like you makes me want to take a shower!