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  • wall_street_mayhem wall_street_mayhem Jul 23, 2009 12:26 PM Flag

    ASTEROID headed for New York City

    And today markets soared on reports an astroid the size of the moon is headed right for New York. Early reports are it could hit next week. Some sectors that performed the best were Molson coors, Defense contractor Lockeed Martin and Boeing. Restaurant chains were up laregly in part to people eating their last meal and going out with a bang. The stock market is expected to march higher and higher until the astroid hits which should halt trading. More news next hour.

 
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