So you wanted something funny. Here is an actual transcript of Charlie Shine’s visit with his shrink
Cinci513: Hi Charlie
Charlie: Hi Lillith
Cinci513: How are your anger management issues going?
Charlie: Why do we always have to Skype? Why can’t we get together? You know this #$%$ me off.
Cinci513: Remember the first time we tried that? I had to buy a new sports bra and you had to visit the urologist.
Charlie: Yes that was a little painful..but fun:-) Those tacky red shoes of yours really did a number on me. Your sports bra was blue right?
Cinci513: It was really bright blue and it was gorgeous.
Charlie: You knew what you were getting into before you met me. You know what I mean?
Cinci513: Tiger blood?
Charlie: Why are you so lazy? Can’t you come up something original? Tiger Blood LOL.
Cinci513: You know a lot of guys look up to you.
Charlie: Because I have an addictive personality and have anger management issues?
Cinci513: You’re what every guy dreams of being
Charlie& Cinci513: A lady’s man.
Charlie: So should I suit up for the next go round?
Cinci513: That sounds good and pick up that Wii U in back ‘n black. Your son will be happy.
Get addicted to something fun.. and remember don’t just cruise the stream, get primed up and pop it. Go Loco my dear.
The Pro’s Thesis
My analysis of the markets is based on something simple: the price of rice around the world. This is affectionately called the rice indicator or the Ico-Indicator. Based on what I see, we must be prepared for some pain. We are no doubt in a recession, so be prepared for the other foot to drop shortly. The question is did the other shoe drop already in the market? Are you ready?
Last fall the hot trend was track suit jackets. This season, add the bottoms for a full track suit. If you want something that is tailor made for the old school fans and for those that have survived losses and multiple fires pick up an adidas track suit( target 44). These are available all over including at Macy’s and JC Penney’s. For Halloween pretend to be one of the members of RunDMC. The mask is a simple pair of sunglasses with a hat of your choice. Don’t forget the matching sneakers and laces. Gold chain is optional LOL.
There are some great TV shows out there: everything from Dr Mehmet Oz, Rickey Lake, the Chew or Katie ( ok the View 2) that help you live a better life, to Jonathan Stuart who makes news a little more funny. So you were a fan of 24 or Alias, then checkout Annie Walker in Covert Affairs. Maybe you’re an old school fan of Ralph Kramden and the Honeymooners. Whichever big show you like, be a fan for life. They will continue to entertain you through the tough times and give you a good belly laugh when times are good.
If you Love LUV(target 13.02), wear purple. If you are fond of Jet Blue (JBLU-target 7.07) wear blue, and if you like Hanes, wear white. If you like Chiquita(target 7.77), wear yellow and green and if you like Adidas wear black. Have fun with it.
This and all my posts are dedicated to my friends. I feel you. Live strong. Peace.
NO APOLOGIES LIVE! LOVE!! PLAY IT FORWARD!!!!
Disclosure: I am not paid for anything I post here. I am completely independent. I am going to try to write something at least once a month. Still long the stocks mentioned previously. Next post is around November 27th. Copyrights are owned by their respective companies