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  • jeyebolt2003 Sep 23, 2009 10:53 AM Flag

    More Domestic Vehicle Disasters


    Poor John he took it hard.

    Detroit News

    John Eickholt was driving his 2006 Chevrolet Limpala in the upper peninsula when the "engine died" light came on, he immediately put down his bottle of Boone's Farm and tried to get to the shoulder of the road when the steering failed and he went hard into the wooded area by a rest stop. As Mr Eickholt blasted through the wooded area he struck several unemployed gay UAW workers performing sex acts with a goat and each other. Several men were injured when the goat bolted and one man lost his penis to the sudden bite from his boyfriend and life partner Kevin Bodie.

    Mr Eickholt was quoted "I will never buy a GM turd again and I am sorry my fellow UAW member lost his member.

    GM should be sued for building turds that injure others Mr Eickholt he took it hard.

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