"....As a matter of fact, I already made +$1,600 this past week day trading CP as it was bouncing around $108.50-$109.90 during the week......"
You couldn't make this stuff up.....well, I couldn't. Clearly, Likesy could. BTW, if you feel an embellished $1,600 is worth bragging about, then this whole shlmozzle you've totally screwed the pooch on over the past year, leaving an entire retirement nestegg uncollected and on the table, could really make you suicidal, no? Seek help.
You know how there's at least a dozen books out about Warren Buffett and his incredible investing success? There could at least one written about Likesy as an example of how to be a complete investing rube.