Dwight is in charge of reducing health care costs and is in the conference room with the crew reading off
their suggestions for illnesses that the new plan should cover. Jim has planted a bunch of joke diseases, and is angering Dwight.
Dwight: "Oh, and this one is hysterical, Anal Fissures".
Kevin: "That's a real thing".
Dwight: "Yea, but nobody here has it".
Kevin: "Someone has it".