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  • sucker2k2 sucker2k2 May 25, 2004 11:20 AM Flag

    V-shape and Two-bullet President

    There is a joke spreaded in the South America diplomatic circle:

    On the Taiwan president inauguration day May 20, a diplomat from South American country figured the V-shape to President Chen who sitting at a distance from him, then the President figured V-shape back to him. The diplomat was very surprised and said to the person by his side "I can't believe this. All the news reports said turn out to be truth. I ask the re-elected President <are you a two-bullet president> and he responses <yes, I am the two-bullet president>"

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    • Sucker previously posted that
      >>On the Taiwan president inauguration day May 20, a diplomat from South American country figured the V-shape to President Chen sitting at a distance from him, then the President figured V-shape back to him. The diplomat was very surprised and said to the person by his side "I can't believe this. All the news reports turn out to be truth. I ask the re-elected President <are you a two-bullet president> and he responses <yes, I am the two-bullet president>"

      A slightly different version:

      In the ROC presidential inauguration dinner, Rabbit figured a V-sign to a diplomat from a South American country sitting at a distance from him. Reluctantly the diplomat figured the same sign back at him. The diplomat was very upset and said to the person by his side, "A loan with 20% kickback is better than no loan at all."

    • Don't you have better thing to do other than posting bs on this board? Get a life!

    • Hahaha... that was fun.

      I have a story to you too.

      If you go back and check the picture of abian's big, fat tummy, you will see that his gunshot wound is also V-shaped.

      How could a bullet deflected and changed direction right in the middle of the wound?

      It's said that, in order to create the wound, the doctor had asked abian to lay down on the operation table and a bullet was then shot across the surface of his belly.

      But since abian had too big of a tummy with heavy fat, when he stood up or in a slant position, his wound became V-shaped, as shown in the picture.

 
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