Top 5 reasons Han decided not to file the SEC reports
#5 - Han can finally stop taking those blasted English lessons for quarterly conference calls (not that they were working anyhow!)
#4 - He can join the board at SkyPeople (SPU) as an expert at pulling off a fraud that the media didn't care about much.
#3 - Not reporting means DSO's won't get any higher!
#2 - He can join Mr. Wu from Qiao-Xing, and the former CEO of SinoForest back at their original day-jobs on Chinese Gladiators!
#1 - He doesn't need Telestone shareholders anymore! The kickbacks from building a completely unnecessary new factory alone will cover a comfy retirement.
(sorry to those who $$ losses amount to more than the comedic-relief)