and ate 2 dozen wings this morning for breakfast. my azz is poised an inch from the computer screen when this steaming pile hits 5 bucks, Im gonna blow out a greasy fart to celebrate that a made 300 K shorting this dog
You are going to sniff that fume until you realize that was $30 dollars you lost.
You must be pretty damn drunk to short @ $5....
and fat too. Who the hell has wings and beer before 8 am