1) The really corrupt, bad banks, Citigroup and Bank of America, are treated like "good banks". But the US Government Bank that will have to buy all the valueless crap-mortgages will be called the "bad bank".
2) "Toxic Assets" are the really worthless assets that the banks want to sell to the US Government for hundreds of billions, because no one else will buy them.
3) "Socialism" is bad, unless, of course, it's for the rich! Then its good.
4) "What is good for Wall Street is good for Main Street. Stop complaining!"