Finally, if all else fails, you can always just get a rock and throw it though a store window. Wait for the police to come, admit freely to the crime, and get locked up. You will get three square meals every day you're in the tank, and the cooking's not half-bad!!!
You can also make many tasty dishes from loose animals you find in the neighborhood. "Lost" cats and dogs are best, but there are racoons and squirrels which are good and fat in the autumn. You can find loose, dead branches to make a fire, and you're all set!
Some have found that if you mix some of moist tuna or salmon cat food with grated Mexican cheese with a verde sauce on top and pop it in the microwave for one minute that it goes well on triscuits.
After all the Republicans have explicitly included in their platform for next year that all seniors should eat at least as well as their pets. Their compassion and concern are limitless.
To survive on a dollar a day of food, you can buy large 20 pounds bags of rice.
Also buy large 10 pound bags of potatoes, lots of yams, ginger, and cabbages.
Cook the potatoes, yams, ginger, and cabbages together with added water. Add this finished product over the rice.
Tastes ok, and you have survived on a dollar a day.
i think they plan to eat their young....that's what all that 60's rock n roll was all about....have lots of kids, artificially inflate the entire market , live like a king for a while and then eat your kids when air comes out ...