Yes ! You heard it right. Grow potatoes in your own bath tub ! First you layer 1 bag of fertilizer in the tub. Next you cut 1 bag of potatoes into 1 inch cubes. And then you spread them out about 2 inches apart. Now cover them with another bag of fertilizer. That's it. You are done. Remember when you take a shower, you are actually watering your potatoe plants. We don't recommend that you use any detergent or soap becuase that might interfere with the potatoes genetic growth.
It's gonna require a McGyver kind of genius to survive the ordeals of Obamanomics !