His plane landed at SFO, putting flights carrying common citizens on hold. He visited billionaire elites, raising millions of dollars campaigning for democrats at $32,500 a plate meals of only the finest, rarest endangered ingredients while the poor starved. His motorcade disrupted traffic, leaving thousands of cars idling in traffic while emitting tons of unnecessary pollution. There were so many complaints about this "president of the poor and underprivileged" displaying wasteful and extravagant behaviors at taxpayers expense that he relented and had the limo swing by a soup kitchen to rub elbows with the needy. But when he got there, there was no-one. The manager of the soup kitchen apologized, saying that they had run out of rice and beans. Obama, obviously puzzled and bothered as to why the wealthiest nation on earth cannot feeds its underprivileged, was indignant at his loss of a photo op, and as he stormed back into the limo he said, "They couldn't just feed them cake?" "Let them eat cake!" "There was plenty of cake in Atherton last night!"