I don't know how many of you in Zepland have ever seen the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" but is it possible that it really wasn't science fiction but a massive cover up for the truth? The only logical explanation for our esteemed CEO and his management team is that they have been taken over by the PODS.
You see, anyone who has been taken over will display a distinctive lack of emotion and caring. We all know that with our new software system, that ONLY a person without any emotion or caring for their employees and customers could have possibly made the decision to use this system. The only way to find out for sure is to get a blood or urine sample and have it tested by a reliable laboratory. If anyone feels up to this task, well, good luck and please notify the authorities of the results.