OK, OK, OK - I'm having a really bad dream. When I wake up BNBN will be at $56 and I will unload, maybe even buy a print of a stock certificate. When I go to work I will continue to be my same old arrogant self talking about my stock triumphs and mentioning how, "work is for the little people." I may even take the proceeds to date this really pretty blonde i've been flirting with.
And then I woke up - awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ohhhhhhhhh - the pain, the pain. The loss of self efficacy, and esteem. Oh no, I'm going bald - my stomach is getting bigger, and my penis is shrinking - guys are even starting to turn me on - my car broke down - my dog ran away - my wife split with my boss - I shit my pants -