I take names and numbers, I'm a daytrader man, I always make money, on message boards I'm a hot shot, at home I'm a pussy, I can lie and be whatever I want in cyber world, when I turn my computer off I am no one, just a loser compulsive lying gambler.
YMCA does not allow commodity speculation with their food money. Pulitzer prizes only go to people left of Trotkzy and now Nobel prizes go to Marxist idiots. Ghandi was not worth rewarding but Obbummmer is - P L E A S E. Next stay at home Dad explains a lot. You have plenty of time to post in between wiping $hit off the floor.
Even a blind squirrel can do basic math. WOW, a 0.5% plunge, how will we ever recover? If you really had left the YMCA building to short I would be worried about you but I suspect you are fine. Just get in line for breakfast.