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Inktomi Corporation (INKT) Message Board

  • Guerilla_Strategist Guerilla_Strategist Aug 2, 1999 7:51 AM Flag

    INKT Longs: next three weeks...

    will be the ultimate test for stocks like INKT,
    EXDS, and DCLK. If INKT can hold above 90, then the
    late September rally will be sweet. If not, then the
    pre-earnings runup in late-Sept and early Oct may be somewhat

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    • there are those who feel that Mr. G will hike
      rate regardless of any upcoming reports because the
      reasons behind his prior cuts never really materialized
      like he anticipated. So now he's just taking back
      those cuts, that's all.

    • I don't know if they will hike the 1/4 point now
      or just lean that way and hike it next time. I think
      it would be better just to get it over and raise the
      1/4 point now. Bond market already has accounted for
      the 1/4 point. Unfortunately, there may be one more
      1/4 point rise on the horizon after that.

    • expectation is 1/4 point hike, you think?

    • ... I am shorting amzn. Got back into my short
      position when I realized, if a net collapse did happen, I
      have nothing to protect me but some covered calls.
      Needed more than that. Amzn is the obvious short

      I am not saying amzn can not sell like crazy, their
      problem is, they are not making money on their sales. I
      think amazon's future is in a break up of their current
      businesses into smaller business. Profit centers, if you
      will. The small e-tailers are the ones making money.
      Amazon is trying to be a Wal-Mart on the internet.
      Problem is, it took Wal-Mart many many years to get their
      distribution centers in place and they did it with their own
      money. Amazon is trying to do it too quickly.

      E-tailing will grow, with or without amazon leading the
      way. I buy nothing without first checking the
      internet. I haven't been to Sports Authority in over a 4
      months, and I buy a lot of sporting goods. I very seldom
      buy from amazon, except for a few books.

      Inktomi is in the right business. Let the e-Tailers beat
      each other out on price wars. In the mean time,
      e-Tailing grows and inkt's business grows.

      I am short amzn, and long inkt, yhoo, aol, csco,
      rfmd just to counteract a major net fall a little bit.
      If nets take off, I think amazon will lag a bit but
      I will still gain.

    • If Amazon, one of the leading retailers were not to make it how would that effect Inktomi's budding e-commerce business?

    • We are all on shaky ground until at least the 24th. Hang in there. Don't push that panic button.

    • Any age, any type, any way. Credit terms availible. Please use SCH to buy your shares.

      Thank you.

      Beg Short Term

    • closes around the day's low so far...that's the
      head and shoulders confirmation. Either short it again
      and be prepared to hold through a rally that has
      almost no chance of holding, or wait for the rally and
      short it.

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