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  • wolftts wolftts Jan 31, 2012 12:05 AM Flag

    Wolftts Is Doomed, Doomed...


    Wolftts went down to the work-fare office this morning to get my job assignment for the mandatory 16 hours I am required to work every week. I took a note from my doctor saying I was nocturnal and had no education or job skills. Wolftts thought they would give me a pass and I could go home to my ghetto pad. No such luck. Wolftts was assigned to work at the Cook County Morgue pushing the recently deceased from the receiving room to the photography room to X-Ray, to the cooler, or to the topsy room. Wolftts is assigned to work the late night weekend shift. It does'nt get any lower than this. While everyone else is out partying and having a good time, Wolftts will be hangin' with the stiffs. I hope you guys are happy...

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