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  • rrtzrealmd rrtzrealmd Aug 24, 2011 9:46 AM Flag

    HAW!!...here's one from when...

    ...that idiot boy got bugzapped after being struck by lightning!...how the bugzapper managed to relieve his "pain"..of course, I didn't believe the boy had any REAL pain...

    ...for example, the one boy's description of his pains as being of "every kind imaginable" and his saying, "Sometimes it feels like I'm getting stabbed. Other times, it feels just like someone is squeezing my arm really hard."...well, that doesn't quite meet most accepted standards of physiological propriety -- kinda like the bugzapper, don't you know?...

    ...consequently, I'm forced to conclude that either his pain is between his ears or else his pain is involved in some secondary gain...I suspect the latter is closest to the truth...personal lightning strikes can occasion extraordinary altruism from institutions, friends, and family...people throw benefit concerts for you...you got a great excuse not to mow the lawn...Mom and sis wait on you hand and foot...Dad doesn't yell at you anymore...and goodness what young man could get a girlfriend to -- baby, I got this pain right here and maybe if you could just rub it a little...HAW!!...

    ...and who can say you're NOT having pain...it's not like there's a whole lot of people walking around who have been struck by lightning...

    ...and then there's money...good ol' money...I noticed on that blog:

    "Donations can be made by going to any Zions Bank. Zions Bank is only located in Ut, however checks can be mailed to any branch. See their web site for address's...Checks can be made out to Boys as a group - all funds will be divided evenly, or you may make your check out to a specific boy in his name."

    ...yessiree!...send us MONEY!...the MORE, the BETTER!!...why they even got pictures of donation boxes on the website:

    http://www.alexanddane.blogspot.com/

    ...nice "Kinect" that one boy has -- wish I could afford one...anyway, I bet they even take credit cards!...unlike some bugzapper clinics that demand cash and ONLY cash BEFORE delivery of services...HAW!...and you think it doesn't work?...why look at the little girl that the bugzapper DIDN'T help:

    http://funds.gofundme.com/19fn0

    ...nine grand...NINE GRAND!...can you believe that?...just for hurting?!...why, for that kind of money, I can hurt a LOT!...really!...I hurt here and I hurt here and right over here...HAW!...

    ...finally, I recommend for your viewing pleasure and education a movie called "The Fortune Cookie"...it'll clue you in to the miracles derived from pain, money and knowing how to act...

    ...and by curious coincidence, one of Alex Dane's parents is now an EMPLOYEE of Spero clinic!...well, no WONDER there's all those nice comments coming from them!...nothing like a steady cash flow to grease the compliment wheels, huh?...HAW, HAW, HAW!!!!...

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