So this infinite money making procedure is, buy the market, short the dollar, every single uptick the dollar makes. Until it goes to zero.
I wish someone had told me this in 2002 about the time I went super-long the market. And I wish someone told me it was going to rally hard (the dollar) a few months after I got super short the market. But noone did tell me, I just used my contrarian instincts to trade against you and make money. Good luck with your theories on perpetual motion machines, sure things, and all such phenomenon.